What’s your excuse?

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The holiday season is upon us.

cold weather.

snow.

colds.

(Un)fortunately for me the excess morphed exponentially. And I’m not talking about the excess of white flour/sugar combination on my daily hips plate.  For all I have consumed, I have burned off the excess and then some.

I weigh less now (or rather assume I weigh less as my clothes are looser) than since before the sugar coma/ glucose shock inducing food arrived.

Want to know my secret to keeping the weight off this holiday?

AND how to get killer abs in less than 3 weeks?

One word for you.

Pneumonia.

Bam. Just like that killer abs, weight loss and still able to indulge. Right?

If only the killer abs weren’t so literal (thank god for modern day antibiotics). And thank goodness I no longer feel like I’m breathing through a swimming pool.

One more thing to be thankful for this holiday season. So maybe count a few extra pounds lucky. Instead of wishing the opposite. It’s not always what it’s cracked up to be.

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