First off, drink milk so your bones grow strong. But not too much, saturated fat is bad for you. Eat fish, the omega 3s are great for your brain development. Not actual fish though, they have high levels of mercury and heavy metal poisoning. And don’t drink homogenized milk as it has been linked to heart disease.
Dairy leads to juvenile diabetes. Don’t eat dairy. Yogurt should be consumed everyday for the positive effects of probiotics on the gut. However any yogurt you buy will likely contain refined sugars or sweeteners. Do NOT eat refined sugar or sweeteners, they lead to tooth decay and diabetes.
Live in moderation so you don’t end up teaching your kids that all sugar is bad. Otherwise they will go crazy in their teenage years and only eat sugar. Eat sugar. And only eat homemade things as they are healthier than eating out.
Do not eat baking. It is filled with refined sugars and flour and fat. And eggs. But eggs are okay, they are a good source of protein and B12. Do not eat eggs that you can buy in a store, the chickens were likely abused. Do not eat eggs you buy.
Do not eat meat. Meat and animal products have been linked to cancer. Meat also contains saturated fat. Saturated fat is bad. Do not eat saturated fats. Saturated fats are solid at room temperature.
Eat coconut oil. Rub it on your skin. Use it for oil pulling. Clean your house with it. Coconut oil is solid at room temperature.
Make sure you get enough iron and protein in your diet. Eat meat and nuts. Nut butters are especially good. Not in public, someone might be allergic. Nuts often contain alfatoxin. Alflatoxin stimulates cancer growth. Do not ingest alflatoxin.
Don’t ingest anything that hasn’t been produced locally (to help save the environment.) Make sure you get enough colourful fruits and vegetables in your diet, especially in the middle of winter.
Don’t drink juice, it lacks the fibre. Without the fibre, the carbohydrates are more readily available for your system to ingest causing a glucose spike. Glucoses spike cause strain on the system and may result in diabetes and obesity. Use common sense. Don’t “drink” more than what you would actually eat in a sitting (i.e. 2 bananas, 3 apples, a head of kale and tablespoon of ginger).
Only eat raw food as it is closest to the source and the most natural form.
Vitamins may not be readily available unless you steam or gently cook foods like vegetables. Cook all your food. Add coconut oil to the cooking process, as some of the vitamins are only fat soluble.
You should get enough vitamins and minerals in the food you eat, as long as you eat a varied diet, full of all the colours of the rainbow. Most supplements don’t contain what they say they do, as they are not regulated by any government or regulatory body.
Take vitamin D as you are likely deficient. And B12. Also take a multivitamin just to cover your bases. If you are iron deficient add iron. And if you are taking iron you should take supplemental vitamin C to ensure iron absorption. If pregnant you should also take folic acid to prevent neural tube defects.
Exercise regularly. But do not run. Running causes strain on the joints and there won’t be enough osteopaths around for the knee replacements required later on. And do not walk as it doesn’t elevate your heart rate enough for cardiovascular activity.
Only engage in non-linear physical activities. Linear physical activities like running, walking, biking and elliptical trainers only provide one directional movement for your body. Swimming could cause death by drowning, especially if you eat food (eating food could cause you to cramp up and die/drown.) So don’t swim either. Or eat.
Sitting is the new smoking so don’t do that either. Oh and don’t smoke. Or drink. Alcohol is a depressant and can lead to obesity and dependance.
Do not eat anything that isn’t organic. Especially non-organic berries. The pesticides will be harmful to you, like they are to the bugs they kill.
Organic farming isn’t sustainable for the whole world. It is costly and not as effective as traditional farming methods. We could not feed the world if produce was organically farmed. Do not buy organic.
Meditation has been shown to decrease cortisol levels and improve physical and mental health. Close your eyes and sit down to meditate at least once a day for 20 minutes.
Lastly: attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway.
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